2011-01-20 / Sports
The Same Old Jets
Right back in the AFC Championship
Please don't move. Please don't make a sound. I never want to wake up from this dream, because it might be the most fun I've ever had with my eyes closed. Forget about the time I dreamt I was the next 007 and the Bond girl was Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter was the SPECTRE agent I saved her from. Forget about the time I found a Buffalo Wing tree with Ranch dressing sap.