2013-06-20 / Legal Notices

Legal Notices

LEGAL NOTICE
DEROSA LAND
SURVEYING, PLLC
Notice of formation
of Professional Service
Limited Liability Company
(“PLLC”). Articles of
Organization filed with the
Secretary of State of NY
(“SSNY”) on December
3, 2012. Office location:
Putnam County. SSNY has
been designated as agent
of the PLLC upon whom
process against it may be
served. SSNY shall mail a
copy of any process to the
PLLC at 301 Fields Lane,
Brewster, New York 10509.
Purpose: To conduct the
practice of the profession
of Land Surveying.

LEGAL NOTICE
NOTICE OF FORMATION
OF LIMITED LIABILITY
COMPANY. NAME: CAJ
LAKE REALTY LLC.
Articles of Organization
were filed with the Secretary
of State of New York
(SSNY) on 04/12/13. The
latest date of dissolution is
12/31/2113. Office location:
Putnam County. SSNY has
been designated as agent of
the LLC upon whom process
against it may be served.
SSNY shall mail a copy
of process to the LLC, 57
Jennifer Lane, Mahopac,
New York 10541. Purpose:
For any lawful purpose.

LEGAL NOTICE
NOTICE OF FORMATION
OF LIMITED LIABILITY
COMPANY. NAME: C & T
LAKE REALTY LLC.
Articles of Organization
were filed with the Secretary
of State of New York
(SSNY) on 04/12/13. The
latest date of dissolution is
12/31/2113. Office location:
Putnam County. SSNY has
been designated as agent of
the LLC upon whom process
against it may be served.
SSNY shall mail a copy
of process to the LLC, 57
Jennifer Lane, Mahopac,
New York 10541. Purpose:
For any lawful purpose.

LEGAL NOTICE
CONDON HOME
IMPROVEMENT LLC,
Arts. of Org. filed with
the SSNY on 05/01/2013.
Office loc: Putnam County.
SSNY has been designated
as agent upon whom
process against the LLC
may be served. SSNY shall
mail process to: 182 Lake
Baldwin Drive, Mahopac,
NY 10541. Purpose: Any
Lawful Purpose.

LEGAL NOTICE
Notice of formation of
SPECIALIZED BILLING
SERVICES, LLC, Art. Of
Org. filed with the Sect’y
of State of NY (SSNY) on
MARCH 14, 2013. Office in
Putnam County. SSNY has
been designated as agent of
the LLC upon whom process
against it may be served.
SSNY shall mail process to:
55 Worthington Drive West,
Carmel, NY 10512. Purpose:
any lawful purpose.

LEGAL NOTICE
Notice of Formation of
BIRD'S EYE ADVANTAGE,
LLC
Arts. of Org. filed with
Secy. of State of NY (SSNY)
on 05/06/13. Office location:
Putnam County. Princ. office
of LLC: 63 Morningside
Dr., Patterson, NY 12563.
SSNY designated as agent
of LLC upon whom process
against it may be served.
SSNY shall mail process to
the LLC at the addr. of its
princ. office. Purpose: Any
lawful activity.

LEGAL NOTICE
Notice of Formation of
PRINCETON ELECTRIC
LLC Arts. of Org. filed
with Secy. of State of NY
(SSNY) on 05/13/13. Office
location: Putnam County.
SSNY designated as agent
of LLC upon whom process
against it may be served.
SSNY shall mail process to
Corporation Service Co., 80
State St., Albany, NY 12207,
regd. agent upon whom and
at which process may be
served. Purpose: Any lawful
activity.

LEGAL NOTICE
Notice of Formation
of HIBISCUS STABLES
CLAIMING PARTNERS #5,
LLC. Arts. of Org. was filed
with SSNY on 5/2/13. Office
location: Putnam County.
SSNY designated as agent of
LLC whom process against
may be served. SSNY shall
mail process to: c/o The LLC,
45 Alona Dr., Mahopac, NY
10541. Purpose: all lawful
activities.

LEGAL NOTICE
Notice of Formation of 33
Market Realty, LLC. Arts.
of Org. filed with Secy. of
State of NY (SSNY) on
5/2/13. Office location:
Putnam County. SSNY
designated as agent of LLC
upon whom process against
it may be served. SSNY
shall mail process to: c/o
Tarik Ceng, 19 Pheasant
Run Rd., Putnam Valley,
NY 10579. Purpose: any
lawful activities.

LEGAL NOTICE
BIRCH HILL MEADOWS,
LLC Articles of Org. filed
NY Sec. of State (SSNY)
5/9/13. Office in Putnam
Co. SSNY desig. agent of
LLC upon whom process
may be served. SSNY shall
mail copy of process to 29
Birch Hill Rd., Patterson,
NY 12563, which is also
the principal business
location. Purpose: Any
lawful purpose.

LEGAL NOTICE
Morgan Lorenzen
Photography LLC, a
domestic LLC, Arts. of
Org. filed with the SSNY on
04/23/13. Office Location:
Putnam County. SSNY is
designated as agent upon
whom process against the
LLC may be served. SSNY
shall mail process to: Morgan
Lorenzen, 1982 Route 301,
Carmel, NY 10512. Purpose:
any lawful act or activity.

Legal Notice
Notice is given hereby
pursuant to the New York
State Alcoholic Beverage
Control Law, that Dish
Mahopac LLC has applied
for a retail license, Serial
# 2191482, to serve wine
and beer at Dish Mahopac
located at 947 S. Lake Blvd.,
Mahopac, New York 10541.

LEGAL NOTICE
GOOD BAR LLC, a
domestic LLC, Arts. of
Org. filed with the SSNY
on 5/20/13. Office location:
Putnam County. SSNY is
designated as agent upon
whom process against the
LLC may be served. SSNY
shall mail process to: The
LLC, 171 Stoneleigh Ave.,
Carmel, NY 10512. General
Purposes

Legal notice
Dish Mahopac LLC
Articles of Org. filed
NY Sec. of State (SSNY)
03/29/2013. Office in
Putnam Co. SSNY desig.
agent of LLC upon whom
process may be served. SSNY
shall mail copy of process
to PO Box 178, Mahopac,
NY 10541. Purpose: Any
lawful purpose.

LEGAL NOTICE
PASSONI SERVICES LLC,
Arts. of Org. filed with the
SSNY on 04/19/2013. Office
loca: Putnam County. SSNY
has been designated as agent
upon whom process against
the LLC may be served.
SSNY shall mail process
to: Ronaldo D. Passoni, 26
Birch Dr, Mahopac , NY
10541. Purpose: Any Lawful
Purpose.

LEGAL NOTICE
NOTICE OF FORMATION
OF LIMITED LIABILITY
COMPANY. NAME:
JXE, LLC. Articles of
Organization were filed
with the Secretary of State
of New York (SSNY) on
05/29/13. Office location:
Putnam County. SSNY has
been designated as agent of
the LLC upon whom process
against it may be served.
SSNY shall mail a copy
of process to the LLC,
c/o James Eszterhai, 68
Greenbriar Road, Oxford,
Connecticut 06478. Purpose:
For any lawful purpose.

LEGAL NOTICE
Notice of Formation
of 5 Harbor Hill Realty,
LLC. Arts. of Org. filed
with Secy. of State of NY
(SSNY) on 5/2/13. Office
location: Putnam County.
SSNY designated as agent
of LLC upon whom process
against it may be served.
SSNY shall mail process to:
c/o Tarik Ceng, 19 Pheasant
Run Rd., Putnam Valley, NY
10579. Purpose: any lawful
activities.

LEGAL NOTICE
ANNUAL MEETING
The annual meeting of the
plot owners of the Milltown
Rural Cemetery Association
will be held Monday, July
8, 2013 at 5:00 p.m. at
the home of Charles and
Margaret Fowler, 2608
Carmel Avenue, Brewster,
NY.

LEGAL NOTICE
Notice of Formation of
John J. Gallo, CPA PLLC.
Arts. Of Org. filed with Secy.
Of State of N.Y. (SSNY) on
3/11/13. Office location:
Putnam County. SSNY
designated as agent of PLLC
upon whom process against
it may be served. SSNY
shall mail process to: 761 E.
Branch Rd., Patterson, NY
12563. Purpose: Profession
of Public Accountancy.

LEGAL NOTICE
A copy of the Summons,
Complaint and Certificate on
Compulsory Arbitration can
be obtained by contacting
Scott M. Harris
Scott M. Harris, P.C.
8360 East Raintree Drive,
Suite 140,
Scottsdale, AZ 85260
(602) 252-7400
IN THE SUPERIOR
COURT OF THE STATE
OF ARIZONA
IN AND FOR THE
COUNTY OF YAVAPAI
PETRO GNATKIV,
Plaintiff, vs.
ANDRIY MACHKUR and
JANE DOE MACHKUR,
husband and wife;
RYDER LOGISTICS
& TRANSPORTATION
SOLUTIONS
WORLDWIDE dba RYDER
TRANSPORTATION
SERVICES, a Florida
corporation; and JANE DOES
I-X; ABC CORPORATIONS
I-X; DEF PARTNERSHIPS
I-X; XYZ LIMITED
LIABILITY COMPANIES
I-X, Defendants.
SUMMONS No,
P1300CV2-1200776
THE STATE OF ARIZONA
TO DEFENDANTS:
Andriy Machkur and
Jane Doe Machkur
73 Myrtle Ave
Mahopac, NY 10541
YOU ARE HEREBY
SUMMONED and required
to appear and defend in this
action, in this Court within
the following time limits:
If served within Arizona,
you shall appear and defend
within 20 days after the
service of the Summons
and Complaint upon you,
exclusive of the day of
service. If served out of the
State of Arizona, whether
by direct service, by
registered or certified mail,
or by publication, you shall
appear and defend within
30 days after the service of
the Summons and Complaint
upon you is complete,
exclusive of the day of
service. Where a process
is served upon the Arizona
Director of Insurance as an
insurer's attorney to receive
service of legal process
against it in this State, the
insurer shall not be required
to appear, answer or plead
until expiration of 40 days
after date of such service
upon the director. Service
by registered or certified
mail without the State of
Arizona is complete 30
days after the date of filing
the receipt an affidavit of
service with the Court.
Service by publication is
complete 30 days after the
date of first publication.
Direct service is complete
when made. Service upon
the Arizona Motor Vehicle
Superintendent is complete
30 days after filing the
Affidavit of Compliance and
return receipt or Officer's
Return. RCP 4; ARS § 20-
22, 28-502, 28-503.
YOU ARE HEREBY
NOTIFIED that a copy of
the Summons and Complaint
may be obtained from the
Clerk of the Maricopa
County Superior Court
located at 201 West
Jefferson, Phoenix, Arizona.
YOU ARE CAUTIONED
that in order to appear and
defend, you must file an
Answer or proper response
in writing with the Clerk
of this Court, accompanied
by the necessary filing fee,
within the time required, and
you are required to serve
a copy of any Answer or
response upon the Plaintiffs
attorney. RCP 10(d); ARS §
12-311; RCP 5.
The Plaintiffs attorney is:
Scott M. Harris, Esq.
6868 North Seventh
Avenue
Suite 109
Phoenix, Arizona 85013
(602) 252-7400
Requests for reasonable
accommodation for persons
with disabilities must be
made to the division assigned
to the case by parties at
least 3 judicial days in
advance of a scheduled court
proceeding.
SIGNED AND SEALED
this 27 day of JUNE 2012.
SANDRA K. MARKHAM
Clerk of Superior Court
Deputy Clerk
COURT SEAL

LEGAL NOTICE
Notice of Formation of
SHACKLEFORD B., LLC.
Arts. of Org. was filed with
SSNY on 5/7/13. Office
location: Putnam County.
SSNY designated as agent of
LLC whom process against
may be served. SSNY shall
mail process to: c/o The LLC,
45 Alona Dr., Mahopac, NY
10541. Purpose: all lawful
activities.

LEGAL NOTICE
Notice is hereby given that
a license, number 2191573,
for on premises liquor has
been applied for by Mazzotta
Catering Inc., dba Volare
Restaurant and Pizzeria, to
sell beer, wine and liquor at
retail in a restaurant under
the Alcoholic Beverage
Control Law at 1100 Route
52, Suite 101, Carmel, New
York 10512 for on premises
consumption.
Mazzotta Catering Inc.
dba Volare Restaurant and
Pizzeria

LEGAL NOTICE
COURT CLERK
POSITION
Part-Time Court Clerk
needed for Patterson Justice
Court, Patterson, New York.
Previous Court or municipal
experience preferred but
not required. If interested,
please send a resume to the
Patterson Justice Court,
P.O. Box 416, Route 311,
Patterson, New York 12563.
Potential candidates will be
contacted for an interview.

LEGAL NOTICE OF
COMPLETION OF THE
FINAL ASSESSMENT
ROLL
PURSUANT TO
SECTION 516 OF THE
REAL PROPERTY TAX
LAW
NOTICE IS HEREBY
GIVEN that the Assessor
for the Town of Patterson,
County of Putnam, NY,
has completed the Final
Assessment Roll for 2013.
A certified copy thereof will
be available in the office of
the Assessor at the Patterson
Town Hall, 1142 Route 311,
Patterson, NY 12563 on
July 1, 2013. Any interested
person may examine it any
day, Monday through Friday
between the hours of 10:00
a.m. and 4:00 p.m. Online
assessment information is
available at www.patterson.
ny.org on the assessor’s
department page.
Christopher Boryk, I.A.O.
Assessor

LEGAL NOTICE
C OUNTYO F
P UTNAM
NOTICE FOR BID
NOTICE IS HEREBY
GIVEN, that sealed bids will
be received by the Director
of Purchasing of Putnam
County for the following
commodities and/or service:
RFB-28-13 COLD IN
PLACE RECYCLING
PROCESSES
Detailed specifications
may be secured at the
office of the Director of
Purchasing, County of
Putnam Office Facilities,
40 Gleneida Ave.-1st Floor-
Room 105, Carmel, New
York l05l2 between the
hours of 8:00 A.M. and
4:00 P.M., Monday through
Friday. You may also visit
www.empirestatebidsystem.
com to download the bid.
Sealed bids must be filed in
the above office on or before
l:00 P.M., WEDNESDAY,
JULY 10, 2013.
dated: Carmel, New York
June 14, 2013
Sgd/Alessandro Mazzotta,
Purchasing Director
Putnam County Purchasing
Department

LEGAL NOTICE
County of Putnam
Local Law #4 of 2013
LOCAL LAW #4 -
AMEND ARTICLE 4 OF
THE PUTNAM COUNTY
CHARTER ENTITLED
“DEPARTMENT OF
FINANCE”
ABSTRACT PROVISION:
This Local Law amends
Article 4 of the Putnam
County Charter entitled
“Department of Finance”
to clarify that the County’s
Division of Real Property Tax
Services is an independent
division included within
the Department of Finance.
This Local Law also revises
the qualifications, training
and powers and duties of the
Director of the Division of
Real Property Tax Services
in order to properly refer to
the requirements prescribed
by N.Y.S. Real Property Tax
Law.
Please Note: A Copy
of the Local Law can be
found on the Putnam County
Website on the Legislature
Page and is also available at
the office of the Clerk of the
Putnam County Legislature.

LEGAL NOTICE
By the Zoning Board of
Appeals of the Town of
Carmel pursuant to Section
267 Town Law, notice is
hereby given that a hearing
will be held on: June 27,
2013 – 7:30 P.M.
To hear the following
applications:
HELDOVER
APPLICATIONS
1. Application of
Daniel Ferretti, for a
Variation of Section156.15.
The applicant is seeking
permission to retain (2)
additional apartments which
was once (1) apartment and
(1) store. The property is
located at 65 Secor Rd and is
known by Tax Map #74.11-
1-11.
NEW APPLICATIONS
2. Application of St.
James the Apostle Church
for a Variation of Section
156.41A-4D. The applicant
is seeking permission to
retain an illuminated sign.
The property is located at
14 Gleneida Ave, Carmel
and is known by Tax Map
#44.18-1-35.1.
Code Requires / Will
Exist / Variance Required
No Luminous Signs /
Luminous Sign / 156.41A-
4D
3. Application of Joe
Russo for a Variation of
Section 156-47-A-1 and
156.15 seeking permission
to retain a portico. The
property is located at 12
Sycamore Rd, Mahopac and
is known by Tax Map #76.5-
1-45.
Code Requires / Will Exist
/ Variance Required
25’ Front / 7’ / 18’
4. Application of
John Priore for a Variation
of Section 156.15 seeking
permission to retain a shed.
The property is located at 20
Woodbine Dr. and is known
by Tax Map #76.18-1-41.
Code Requires / Will Exist
/ Variance Required
10’ Side / 1.4’ / 8.6’
5. Application of
Erica Massimi seeking an
Interpretation whether dog
sitting is permitted in the
R-Zoning District or if not
allowed the applicant would
like to seek a variance to
allow the use. The property
is located at 30 Mayfair
Lane, Mahopac and is known
by Tax Map #76.9-3-37.
6. Application of
Illena & James Mills for a
Variation of Section 156-15
seeking a front yard variance
for a home and a side yard
variance for a pool deck.
The property is located at
51 Spring Lane, Mahopac
and is known by Tax Map
#53.-1-59.-32.
Code Requires / Will
Exist / Variance Required
Front Yard - 25’ / 20’ /
Garage 5’
Side Yard – 15’ / 10’ /
Pool Deck 5’
Rear Yard – 20’ / 17’ /
Pool Deck 3’
MISCELLANEOUS
7. Minutes: April &
May 2013
By Order of the Chairman,
Mark Fraser

LEGAL NOTICE
C OUNTYO F
P UTNAM
NOTICE FOR BID
NOTICE IS HEREBY
GIVEN, that sealed bids will
be received by the Director
of Purchasing of Putnam
County for the following
commodities and/or service:
RFB-30-13 PUTNAM
COUNTY GOLF COURSE
CARPET BID
Detailed specifications
may be secured at the
office of the Director of
Purchasing, County of
Putnam Office Facilities,
40 Gleneida Ave.-1st Floor-
Room 105, Carmel, New
York l05l2 between the
hours of 8:00 A.M. and
4:00 P.M., Monday through
Friday. You may also visit
www.empirestatebidsystem.
com to download the bid.
Sealed bids must be filed in
the above office on or before
l:00 P.M., WEDNESDAY,
JUNE 26, 2013.
dated: Carmel, New York
June 14, 2013
Sgd/Alessandro Mazzotta,
Purchasing Director
Putnam County Purchasing
Department

LEGAL NOTICE
PRODOULA
CERTIFICATION LLC,
Arts. of Org. filed with
the SSNY on 04/11/2013.
Office loc: Putnam County.
SSNY has been designated
as agent upon whom process
against the LLC may be
served. SSNY shall mail
process to: 23 Hilltop Drive,
Mahopac, NY 10541. Reg
Agent: Deborah Aglietti, 23
Hilltop Drive, Mahopac, NY
10541. Purpose: Any Lawful
Purpose.

LEGAL NOTICE
Notice of formation of
Limited Liability Company
(“LLC”). Name: Highridge
Gardens Associates, LLC.
Articles of Organization
filed with the Secretary of
State of the State of New
York (“SSNY”) on 6/7/13.
N.Y. office location: Putnam
County. The SSNY has been
designated as agent of the
LLC upon whom process
against it may be served.
The SSNY shall mail a
copy of any process to c/o
Parkview Development &
Construction, LLC, 1777
Route 6, Carmel, New
York 10512. Name/address
of each member available
from SSNY. Purpose: any
lawful activity.

LEGAL NOTICE
Notice of LLC formation:
Justified Services LLC has
filed articles of organization
with the New York Secretary
of State on March 1st,
2013. Its principal place
of business is located in
Putnam County. The New
York Secretary of State has
been designated as agent
upon whom process may
be served. A copy of any
process shall be mailed to
135 Stateline Rd., Brewster,
NY 10509. Purpose: Any
lawful purpose

LEGAL NOTICE
TOWN OF PATTERSON
NOTICE OF HEARING
AMENDMENTS TO
CHAPTER 150
OF THE PATTERSON
TOWN CODE
PUBLIC NOTICE is
hereby given that there
has been introduced before
the Town Board of the
Town of Patterson, New
York, on June 12, 2013 an
amendment to Patterson
Town Code Chapter 150,
entitled "Vehicles and
Traffic", which amendment
will revise Section 150-
10 entitled "Application
of provisions; posting of
signs", and Section 150-
14 entitled "Time Limited
Parking" to provide parking
of limited duration along
select streets located in the
Patterson Hamlet area;
NOW THEREFORE,
pursuant to Section 20 of the
Municipal Home Rule Law,
the Town Board of the Town
of Patterson, New York will
hold a public hearing on
the aforesaid Amendment
at the Town Offices, 1142
Route 311, Patterson, New
York, on June 26, at 7:00
p.m. in the evening of that
day, or as soon thereafter
as may be held, at which
time all persons interested
therein shall be heard. The
Town Board will make
every effort to assure that
the hearing is accessible to
persons with disabilities.
Anyone requiring special
assistance and/or reasonable
accommodations should
contact the Town Clerk.
Dated: June 13, 2013
BY ORDER OF THE
TOWN BOARD OF THE
TOWN OF PATTERSON

LEGAL NOTICE
Notice of Qualification of
Northern Partner Associates,
LLC. Authority filed with
Secy. Of State of N.Y.
(SSNY) on 5/24/13. LLC
formed in (FL) on 7/18/08.
Office location: Putnam
County. SSNY designated
as agent of LLC upon whom
process against it may be
served. SSNY shall mail
process to: 111 Clocktower
Commons, Brewster, NY
10509. FL address of LLC:
155 Office Plaza Dr., Ste. A,
Tallahassee, FL 32301. Arts.
Of Org. filed with FL Dept.
Of State, 2661 Executive
Center Circle, Tallahassee,
FL 32301. Purpose: any
lawful activity.

LEGAL NOTICE
TOWN OF PATTERSON
NOTICE OF HEARING
AMENDMENTS TO
CHAPTER 142
OF THE PATTERSON
TOWN CODE
PUBLIC NOTICE is
hereby given that there
has been introduced before
the Town Board of the
Town of Patterson, New
York, on June 12, 2013 an
amendment to Patterson
Town Code Chapter 142,
entitled "Taxation", which
amendment will add to
Chapter 142, Article VI to
provide for a "Tax
Exemption for Qualified
Members of Volunteer Fire
Departments and Ambulance
Corps";
NOW THEREFORE,
pursuant to Section 20 of the
Municipal Home Rule Law,
the Town Board of the Town
of Patterson, New York will
hold a public hearing on the
aforesaid Amendment at the
Town Offices, 1142 Route
311, Patterson, New York,
on June 26, 2013, at 7:00
p.m. in the evening of that
day, or as soon thereafter
as may be held, at which
time all persons interested
therein shall be heard. The
Town Board will make
every effort to assure that
the hearing is accessible to
persons with disabilities.
Anyone requiring special
assistance and/or reasonable
accommodations should
contact the Town Clerk.
Dated: June 13, 2013
BY ORDER OF THE
TOWN BOARD OF THE
TOWN OF PATTERSON
ANTOINETTE KOPECK,
TOWN CLERK

LEGAL NOTICE
TOWN OF PATTERSON
NOTICE OF HEARING
AMENDMENTS TO
CHAPTER 17
OF THE PATTERSON
TOWN CODE
PUBLIC NOTICE is
hereby given that there has
been introduced before the
Town Board of the Town
of Patterson, New York, on
June 12, 2013 an amendment
to Patterson Town Code
Chapter 17, entitled "Ethics,
Code of, which amendment
will revise Section 17-5,
"Establishment of Board
of Ethics" to provide for the
appointment of an alternate
member to the Board of
Ethics.;
NOW THEREFORE,
pursuant to Section 20 of the
Municipal Home Rule Law,
the Town Board of the Town
of Patterson, New York will
hold a public hearing on the
aforesaid Amendment at the
Town Offices, 1142 Route
311, Patterson, New York,
on June 26, 2013, at 7:00
p.m. in the evening of that
day, or as soon thereafter
as may be held, at which
time all persons interested
therein shall be heard. The
Town Board will make
every effort to assure that
the hearing is accessible to
persons with disabilities.
Anyone requiring special
assistance and/or reasonable
accommodations should
contact the Town Clerk.
Dated: June 13, 2013
BY ORDER OF THE
TOWN BOARD OF THE
TOWN OF PATTERSON
ANTOINETTE KOPECK,
TOWN CLERK

LEGAL NOTICE
Notice of Formation of
ALLEY WAY REALTY LLC.
Arts. of Org. filed with Secy.
of State of NY (SSNY) on
06/12/13. Office location:
Putnam County. SSNY
designated as agent of LLC
upon whom process against
it may be served. SSNY shall
mail process to the LLC,
18 James Ct., Mahopac, NY
10541. Purpose: Any lawful
activity.

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